Tim hates you

Well they do say a picture is worth a thousand words, how many is this worth?

In addition to Voting, and Public displays of Protest (peaceful), Jury Duty is truly one of the most important civic duties we have in society. We get to shape the very course of justice and decide the fate of a mans life.

However I’ve paid almost no attention to my case at all because one of the lawyers is this fucking gorgeous woman. She looks almost asian but I’m not sure what kind she might be mixed Indian and something she’s just so damn hot.

Fuck… I don’t even have a clue what the case is about to be honest and I have to go in on monday to deliberate after the judge sums up… Bugger… I’m only disappointed that the case will end and I won’t be able to stare at her lovingly and lustfully mentally undressing her.

So I am travelling in the Algarve region and it suprises me that there is not as much infrastructure investment here as there should be… Yes of course I understand that portugal is poor I just never realised how poor it was until now I do have vague recollections of cracked and unpainted walls.. abandoned buildings and burnt out cars on the side of the motorway and it was still there… Portugal needs more investment… I just have to weigh the risks against the benefits now, do we or do we not invest here… Doing so will bring in more money and improve the local economy but will it make the necessary changes? Only time and my cojones (if they’re big enough to take the risks will tell).

P.S. will post up pics of the trip soon…

I’m having great fun with gmail and all the new features they added to it, some minor gripes but it’s still beta… I know this is old news and all but I have 200 or so invites to give out and I’m now on a mission to get rid of all of them. Drop me a message here if you want one.

Errr ok… I see this and think to myself the main reason Islam is in such a mess is well have you seen those hardliners? None of them know how to bloody laugh, most miserable bunch of gits you’ve ever seen.

More seriously many muslims say “Don’t look at me I don’t support them it’s not my fault. We’re not all the same.” When we talk about suicide bombers, these very same people are also saying that Islam has been offended badly in this case and the Danish people/gov should be punished… *cough*muslim*council*of*britain*cough* Errr hypocricy guys?

You know who you are. Yes you. I’m pointing at you… Tech snobs.

(However for the people who aren’t the ones I’m talking about and have encountered those bastard progeny of Satan my apologies and feel free to rant and rave about them also in the comments.)

I have a life. I have friends, family, girls I’m hoping to see more of etc etc.
I don’t have time to examine all the software out there right now in the world or to code my own (like I could code any software in the first place! HAH! My first attempt was getting a computer to display “hello world” and I still cocked it up.)

I’m a moderately savvy tech user and I do like to mess around with things but at the end of the day that’s about my limit.

So please. When I ask you a question. Just answer the simple question, assmuncher. I didn’t ask for a dissertation on your unfounded software opinions. So yes it’s you people. You fucking tech SNOBS who poo poo all our decisions unless we’re using ubundebhat software running codeyourownblogphp where we write it ALL IN XI AND COMPILE IT! NO I DO NOT CARE ABOUT SOME SOFTWARE I HAVE NEVER FUCKING HEARD OF! Just tell me if it is possible to do it or not and semi detailed instructions on how to do it if it is possible and a defintive NO if it isn’t! PLEASE for the love of Bill Gates, Linus Torvalds or Steve Jobs (Or whoever you follow!).

Do you really just sit there all night long wondering why you sit in your ivory tower of a Linux machine and think to yourself “I’m so special my computer has an uptime of 423 days and I didn’t need a reboot and I don’t need to worry about viruses.” (AND IT IS VIRSUSES NOT VIRII!!! YOUR ATTEMPTS AT PSEUDO INTELLECTUALLISM IN PLURALISING THE WORD VIRUS USING LATIN IS WRONG.)

I don’t care. My system works for me. My stuff works for me. I don’t need you to tell me how dumb I am because at the end of the day despite all the grumbling and moaning I have for my systems of choice. I don’t and won’t use Linux because you’re an annoying bastard and the mere thought of using it makes me nauseous because of its associations with people like you.

So there I was… Sitting on the bus… I gave up my seat for an old dear and stood up for the rest of the journey… I’m young, fit, able and strong… However for her friend no one was willing to give up their seat for her, so after two minutes of getting annoyed, I had to publically tell everyone off on the bus for being a bunch of lazy gits and making an old woman stand all the time. To add insult to injury people were giving ME dirty looks for what I did in condemning them as rude, lazy plebs with poor manners and no breeding… If only someone would have started something I would have cleansed the genetic stain from that immediate part of the world there and then. Instead I had to content myself with returning their dirty looks with a death stare of my own daring them to do something to a very pissed off looking guy.

Please for the love of god…. just don’t do it… Yes… YOU… I’m looking at you… All Asian/Oriental/Whatever…. look basically if your skin is yellow and you have slitty eyes… just DO NOT GROW FACIAL HAIR. I’m sorry but it’s just wrong… You look like a freshly pulled Turnip…. Ugly… I had to show a property to a lovely couple who I took an instant dislike to. Why? Because he looked like a rat in a fucking bush… I just wanted to take a stanley knife (box cutter to the American challenged) and grab those annoying as fuck whispy little crappy whiskers and cut them off myself. They annoyed me that much.

BTW. I’m Chinese. This is not a racial issue. This is one of aesthetics. Even I think I look like a rat in a bush if I try to grow facial hair.

So there I was with our agent. He was negotiating a rent review of one of our properties. The other party, let’s call him John, was sitting on the other side with his legal team. You’d think that something like this could be handled in an efficient and a businesslike manner. You could even imagine that his legal team could advise him on how far to go. You’d be wrong.

We’re dealing with them in the negotiations and things appear to be going well, then we start talking hard numbers… Eyes lock across the table. John looks up and starts screaming at us accusing us of price gouging, being bandits and he’s going to sue us. All negotiations go out of the window. He storms off…

A week or two later I receive notification from our agent that he received many letters from John. They’re all abusive, quite rude too, it’s pissed our agent off. He says to me “Fuck this forget our offer, I’m going to push up the price an extra 20%, we can take this to arbitration and get it.” I smile to myself, mostly because the week before the arrival of the letters I get a call from “John” and he’s screaming and shouting at me. He even comes to find me and threatens me face to face. I stared him in the eye and told him to stand down before I’d defend myself physically, he jumped back in fear. It’s a strange feeling when you actually see fear in someones eyes. Very very enjoyable infact…

Last night I get a call from an accountant for the firm “John” “owns” let’s call them “Acme” he tells me he’s sorry, he apologises to me. He begs for forgiveness and understanding, he says “John” doesn’t own anything, he’s just working for them he doesn’t even know who the guy is really and why he’d be calling himself one of the owners, they’ve just realised that if we go to arbitration we’ll get even more money than we originally asked for. Significantly more infact. I’ve never had a complete stranger beg infront of me before. It’s fun. I wonder what I can do to get this “John” fired. Lesson of the day people, business is both fun and profitable.

P.S. Don’t hurl abuse at your landlords when things go wrong. Especially if they’ve been friendly and helpful
P.P.S. Especially when you need them a hell of a lot more than they need you.

Go to www.chi-ying.com and read. This is a girl I knew when she was in London, a rather alcoholic, dazed and above all bright… apart from when she was in her alcohol induced, sleep deprived due to clubs and general exhaustion from dancing and drinking all night long haze.

Which I admit was 90% of the time.

I also fed her. She couldn’t cook to save her life before. I don’t know if that’s changed since then or not.

So now you know what I think of her. Go read her website. Have fun. Try to at least. She needs the site traffic for her google ads to pay for her fashion addiction.