Tim hates you

So what I’m wondering is considering the sheer plethora of rainbows that anound on the cars in Hawaii, is this all subliminal programming for the hidden gay agenda? Must ask Rob to ask that question next time he’s at the secret gay community meetings to take over the world a la Pinky and the Brain.

Maybe it’s time to consider a new career as a prison warder?

Now I wish I worked there. I don’t mind, I’d even take the mail boy job.

So Tuesday night at about 10pm I was moving stuff out of one of our apartments in Soho for a new tenant to move in to, I had just finished and about to leave, walking out of the front door and making sure it’s shut.

A kid, no older than 17 maybe 18 tops walks up to me and asks, “Excuse me does the prostitute live here?”

I turn around from shutting the door and say “Are you shitting me kid?”

He replies, “No, really is the prostitute here? I’ve got money.”

The first thought that flashed through my head was, “I should say to this him ‘Come out back, show me you got the money to prove you ain’t a time waster’ then I can just beat the crap out of him and take the cash.”

Second thought… “I’m too effin’ tired to give him a life lesson.”

I raise my fist up and say “Kid you better piss off right now before I beat the shit out of you.”

He runs away.

What annoyed me most was not being asked if I knew where the prostitutes are (I do, don’t ask how I know and to be honest I wish I never knew!), but that this idiot of a kid had all the self preservation instincts of a fucking suicide bomber. Geesh.

Why didn’t he just say “Hey Mr. Stranger can you come and kick the shit out of me and take all my money please?”

Well they do say a picture is worth a thousand words, how many is this worth?

In addition to Voting, and Public displays of Protest (peaceful), Jury Duty is truly one of the most important civic duties we have in society. We get to shape the very course of justice and decide the fate of a mans life.

However I’ve paid almost no attention to my case at all because one of the lawyers is this fucking gorgeous woman. She looks almost asian but I’m not sure what kind she might be mixed Indian and something she’s just so damn hot.

Fuck… I don’t even have a clue what the case is about to be honest and I have to go in on monday to deliberate after the judge sums up… Bugger… I’m only disappointed that the case will end and I won’t be able to stare at her lovingly and lustfully mentally undressing her.

So I am travelling in the Algarve region and it suprises me that there is not as much infrastructure investment here as there should be… Yes of course I understand that portugal is poor I just never realised how poor it was until now I do have vague recollections of cracked and unpainted walls.. abandoned buildings and burnt out cars on the side of the motorway and it was still there… Portugal needs more investment… I just have to weigh the risks against the benefits now, do we or do we not invest here… Doing so will bring in more money and improve the local economy but will it make the necessary changes? Only time and my cojones (if they’re big enough to take the risks will tell).

P.S. will post up pics of the trip soon…

I’m having great fun with gmail and all the new features they added to it, some minor gripes but it’s still beta… I know this is old news and all but I have 200 or so invites to give out and I’m now on a mission to get rid of all of them. Drop me a message here if you want one.

Errr ok… I see this and think to myself the main reason Islam is in such a mess is well have you seen those hardliners? None of them know how to bloody laugh, most miserable bunch of gits you’ve ever seen.

More seriously many muslims say “Don’t look at me I don’t support them it’s not my fault. We’re not all the same.” When we talk about suicide bombers, these very same people are also saying that Islam has been offended badly in this case and the Danish people/gov should be punished… *cough*muslim*council*of*britain*cough* Errr hypocricy guys?

You know who you are. Yes you. I’m pointing at you… Tech snobs.

(However for the people who aren’t the ones I’m talking about and have encountered those bastard progeny of Satan my apologies and feel free to rant and rave about them also in the comments.)

I have a life. I have friends, family, girls I’m hoping to see more of etc etc.
I don’t have time to examine all the software out there right now in the world or to code my own (like I could code any software in the first place! HAH! My first attempt was getting a computer to display “hello world” and I still cocked it up.)

I’m a moderately savvy tech user and I do like to mess around with things but at the end of the day that’s about my limit.

So please. When I ask you a question. Just answer the simple question, assmuncher. I didn’t ask for a dissertation on your unfounded software opinions. So yes it’s you people. You fucking tech SNOBS who poo poo all our decisions unless we’re using ubundebhat software running codeyourownblogphp where we write it ALL IN XI AND COMPILE IT! NO I DO NOT CARE ABOUT SOME SOFTWARE I HAVE NEVER FUCKING HEARD OF! Just tell me if it is possible to do it or not and semi detailed instructions on how to do it if it is possible and a defintive NO if it isn’t! PLEASE for the love of Bill Gates, Linus Torvalds or Steve Jobs (Or whoever you follow!).

Do you really just sit there all night long wondering why you sit in your ivory tower of a Linux machine and think to yourself “I’m so special my computer has an uptime of 423 days and I didn’t need a reboot and I don’t need to worry about viruses.” (AND IT IS VIRSUSES NOT VIRII!!! YOUR ATTEMPTS AT PSEUDO INTELLECTUALLISM IN PLURALISING THE WORD VIRUS USING LATIN IS WRONG.)

I don’t care. My system works for me. My stuff works for me. I don’t need you to tell me how dumb I am because at the end of the day despite all the grumbling and moaning I have for my systems of choice. I don’t and won’t use Linux because you’re an annoying bastard and the mere thought of using it makes me nauseous because of its associations with people like you.