Tim hates you

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Errr… Eww…

So what I’m wondering is considering the sheer plethora of rainbows that anound on the cars in Hawaii, is this all subliminal programming for the hidden gay agenda? Must ask Rob to ask that question next time he’s at the secret gay community meetings to take over the world a la Pinky and the Brain.

Errr ok… I see this and think to myself the main reason Islam is in such a mess is well have you seen those hardliners? None of them know how to bloody laugh, most miserable bunch of gits you’ve ever seen.

More seriously many muslims say “Don’t look at me I don’t support them it’s not my fault. We’re not all the same.” When we talk about suicide bombers, these very same people are also saying that Islam has been offended badly in this case and the Danish people/gov should be punished… *cough*muslim*council*of*britain*cough* Errr hypocricy guys?

Current mood: Physical and mental need to commit a crime that will leave coroners wondering how I did those things to someone for the rest of their lives and the weaker ones in an insane asylum.

I hate the politicians we have nowadays.

When I say hate… the word doesn’t quite sum up the feeling of rage that builds up in me when I think of them, what I wish I could do to them when I see them on the television or walking around the street kissing babies and associated patheticnesses.

Hatred doesn’t begin to explain what I want to do to them, wanting to drown them in the blood of their family and friends whilst having them anally raped by black men with impossibly large penises and shoving human excrement into the unused orifices.

I look around me, I feel the need for weapons of immense destruction to cleanse the world. Someone give me Thermonuclear warheads please.

I look at the Labour party and wonder what happened to them, the so-called party of the people who are in one hand bleeding us dry for some inevtiably stupid nanny state ideal and then at the same time privatising everything else. What are the Tories doing to us? Oops I meant to say Labour just then.

I look at the Conservatives. I see degenerate inbred pissweak little homophobic closet gays screaming for a return to family values whilst snorting cocaine off rentboys dicks and living in denial of who they really are.

I see the liberal democrats, well no, that’s a lie, I don’t. Who the fuck are they again?

We’re losing our freedom of speech, we’re losing our sense of justice and the culture of fear from being bombed by mad muslims who scream about the human rights abuses we perpetuate in Serbia, Chechnya, Iraq and Afghanistan, I guess they think they’re the aggrieved party. They’re not, what they are though are infact lying bastards. They ignore human rights in Saudi Arabia, perpetuate abuses in Egypt, rape pillage and murder anyone who isn’t muslim in Sudan. I want to go to the Ka’ba and take a shit on it and then grind it up for cement. Then I’ll use that cement to build my septic tank.

I hate you all.

Global accounting giant KPMG has agreed to pay $456m (£255m) to settle a case related to past tax shelter sales.

The deal means KPMG will avoid potentially crippling criminal charges.

Read the rest here

So the question is, what should happen to the people who defraud a country out of $2.5 billion dollars worth of money? Shouldn’t the companies who took part in this with KPMG also be fined?

I find news like this to be much more important than some pissy little rainstorm in the south. The potential economic ramifications are just huge. But nothing will happen and the company only pays one FIFTH of what they stole from the people and life goes on.

So after reading this article

Here is an excerpt:

Grins banned from passport pics
Travellers have been ordered not to look too happy in their passport photographs to avoid confusing facial recognition scanners.

Toothy, open mouthed grins are being outlawed from the tiny 35mm by 45mm photographs because they will throw off scanners used at airports.

Great we’re using biometrics, next thing we’ll have to do is paint red dots on our faces to help the scanners actually do the job right… *groan* (oops I’m probably not allowed to do this either.)

It’s not that I actually have anything against biometrics, well I do actually, but right now the technology is just pants.

On another note I have absolutely no faith or trust in the governments ability to introduce another computerised system and not have it go tits up.

Please please read A comparison between the U.S. to other rich nations

Now I haven’t had time to research all the data shown here but it is very very telling and quite disturbing infact.

I will admit that the originator of the article has a very strong political bias to their analysis and writing but it does make for fascinating reading.

All the articles concerning the economic data and their political analysis can be found here

So the morons tried to bomb us again

Nothing happened. Don’t worry we’re all safe. We’re more annoyed by the sheer bloody inconvenience this is going to cause to our already substandard transport system. Today is going to be pain.

Reading some of the reports, it turns out the morons tried to blow it up and didn’t manage to do anything but ruin some backpacks… I guess all the smart ones got killed on the first run a couple of weeks ago. Ho hum… life goes on, albeit at a much more slower pace.

Edit: Just saw this

Apparently the police are currently searching for an individual who resembling the reconstruction below, who was seen on a tube train this morning carrying a bag with ‘ACME Suicide Bombing Kit’ stencilled on it.

Uncle Sam wants you – even if you’re 42 years old

The Defense Department quietly asked Congress on Monday to raise the maximum age for military recruits to 42 for all branches of the service.

More here.

You’re buggered aren’t you? I’m guessing Canada is looking pretty nice now… How’s your french?