So picture the scene.

I’m meeting my friend up for lunch today. We’re in the west end of London (Entertainment district lots of bars, clubs, cinemas and theatres etc.) and I’ve just met up with my buddy and we’re heading along to the japanese sushi bar. (We’re going to be walking past Old Compton Street and if you know Old Compton Street this will only add to the hilarity.)

We walk past a pub. A big sign is out at the front. It says, “CLOSED TO THE PUBLIC.”

and then under that… “BOY BAND AUDITIONS TODAY.”

Now behind this sign outside the pub is a long queue of “boys” all standing there waiting patiently in line and enduring it all in good grace until me and my friend happen along. From here on we proceed to:
A) Hold on to a lamp post as we’re about to fall over.
B) Laughing hysterically.
C) Pointing at them.
D) Laughing some more.

I love the opportunities that London offers in allowing me to feel superior on a daily basis.