So I was walking through Soho over the weekend and saw some young kids who were about 11 at most and they walked past this stripper, she was really working it to get a client in to the peep show, stretching languorously and all sorts of interesting things were happening.
In addition to this she was practically naked, the guys eyes were popping out, mainly as she was almost popping out of the bikini top and the mini skirt she wore with no panties and in fact so were the kids eyes as they walked past them with the big fuck off grins on their faces. It was a classic Soho moment.

This just in.

I was walking through London today and a girl with a miniskirt walks down the road and she’s absolutely beautiful. I was walking behind her in the same direction…

Now here’s the deal this guy was walking in the opposite direction and his eyes were just fixed on this vision of loveliness, he turns his head to continue watching her as he walks by and he walks straight into a lampost. Me being a medium distance behind her I got to see all of this. I actually caught up with her asked her to stop walking for a moment, thanked her for one of the funniest moments in my life EVER and tried to carry on walking whilst holding my sides in pain due to the extreme laughter.

P.S. Yes after many many people asked me, the stripper at the door was very hot.