So the morons tried to bomb us again

Nothing happened. Don’t worry we’re all safe. We’re more annoyed by the sheer bloody inconvenience this is going to cause to our already substandard transport system. Today is going to be pain.

Reading some of the reports, it turns out the morons tried to blow it up and didn’t manage to do anything but ruin some backpacks… I guess all the smart ones got killed on the first run a couple of weeks ago. Ho hum… life goes on, albeit at a much more slower pace.

Edit: Just saw this

Apparently the police are currently searching for an individual who resembling the reconstruction below, who was seen on a tube train this morning carrying a bag with ‘ACME Suicide Bombing Kit’ stencilled on it.